My new girlfriend gave me a fantastic surprise last year. We hadn't been together for very long, but she wanted to make me a very naughty advent calendar. I didn't know what to expect, but she delivered. We had been officially together for a month. Just before December 1st, she told me she had a special surprise for me. She was a bit embarrassed because she didn't know if I would like it. It took her a few minutes to confess what she had prepared. When she finally spilled the beans, I was both excited and equally intrigued. I didn't...